beyonception:

this boy in my school said that you pull the tampon string to inflate it and this is why we need better sex ed

(via unretrieved)

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

(via outraged)

nialllhoran:

steal my girl is probably just three minutes of niall laughing like nicki minaj in anaconda

Me: I'm sleep
Niall: *post shirtless selfie*
Me: R I S E

nialllhoran:

niall is the straightest person ever which makes the rumour about him making out with a guy much more entertaining like he was probably whispering to him a discount code for nike socks and his favourite gatorade flavour

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you

(via nialllhoran)

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via trust)