this boy in my school said that you pull the tampon string to inflate it and this is why we need better sex ed

(via unretrieved)


How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

(via outraged)


steal my girl is probably just three minutes of niall laughing like nicki minaj in anaconda

Me: I'm sleep
Niall: *post shirtless selfie*
Me: R I S E


niall is the straightest person ever which makes the rumour about him making out with a guy much more entertaining like he was probably whispering to him a discount code for nike socks and his favourite gatorade flavour

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes


I love you

(via nialllhoran)

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*


can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via trust)